For all of you who are partaking in this year's Halloween activities, I hope you have a safe and enjoyable time! However, whether you're part of the celebration or not, it's still a good idea to be mindful and use your self-defense training to remain aware, as you may still encounter situations even if you haven't planned to participate!
Because I care so very much about all of you, I want you to be aware of a deathly serious threat.
Thanks to modern media, vampirism is back into the mainstream. People all over the world are raving fanatics of The Lost Boys, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Underworld, Blade, Twilight, Vampire Academy, and more! It's quite possible that thousands of people will embellish their bodies with sparkly glitter and other accessories in order to become whatever brand of vampire they please. It'll be a pretty popular costume selection - the perfect camoflauge for REAL VAMPIRES.
DO NOT BE FOOLED. THEY ARE OUT THERE AND THEY WANT YOUR BLOOD.
BUT DO NOT FEAR. ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE. IT IS FAR MORE POTENT THAN TYPING IN BOLDFACED BLOOD RED CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS.
This link may make the difference in a confrontation against the lords of the undead world:
http://www.themartialist.com/
I shall leave you now to peruse this valuable knowledge, but before I depart, I must rephrase the site's disclaimer in order to protect myself from another breed of bloodsuckers: LAWYERS.
WARNING! Vampires are inherently dangerous. Do not attempt to fight vampires unless you are trained in vampiric combat and work under the supervision of a qualified instructor or dedicated vampire hunter. The staff, writers, executive producers, janitorial services, and target dummies of Kickin' It (all the same guy) accept no responsibility for death, dismemberment, or conversion to vampire resulting from vampire fighting.
Vampires, beware. My people are armed with the knowledge to defeat you now. You have been warned.
P.S. IMPORTANT UPDATE:
http://www.fvza.org/zdefense.
Don't let the zombies get you either.
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